Top 5 best things about being pregnant (so far)

1. You get to stop automatically sucking in … and realize it’s a hard habit to break, but a refreshing one!
2. You can wear Juicy Couture sweatpants to your in-laws’ for dinner … because hello! You’re pregnant and people understand! And plus, they are cute, fitted, designer sweatpants.
3. You have an excuse to get out of things … because everyone knows pregnant chicks are always tired!
4. You don’t have to ask yourself if you look fat in an outfit … because you’re not (technically) fat, you’re pregnant! Oh, and the answer is always “yes” anyway.
5. Your picky eating habits are suddenly called “food aversions” … and people finally take them seriously!