Testing, testing … 1, 2, 3 …

Now that I’m in my 17th week, there is a chance — according to the all-powerful, all-knowing internet — that Little Baby can hear.

Aughh! The pressure is on! All of those books I’ve been buying since, oh, months before I was knocked up, now need to be read. Nightly!

And music! While Darling Husband and I have a large collection of iPod earbuds, we don’t have any old-fashioned headphones.

What are you supposed to play for a yet-to-be-born baby? Classical sounds good, but I only have five or six classical songs on my iPod. It’s more along the lines of … *cough* Miley Cyrus.

If Little Baby is a girl, she will quite enjoy rocking out to Miley … and Avril … and Hilary. Yes, I know I’m 13. But if Little Baby is a boy, I think he will be righteously pissed off.

• Download “cool” baby music of which Darling Husband will approve (i.e. Rockabye Baby Metallica)
• Create baby-appropriate playlist in iTunes
• Buy headphones that will fit around my stomach
• Begin reading books to the baby
• Begin singing to the baby (when NO ONE is around to hear!)
• Watch the cursing

2 Comments on “Testing, testing … 1, 2, 3 …”

1. You should get the Curious George soundtrack by Jack Johnson.

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2. Great idea! I have one of those songs on my iPod now, and it's perfect for a baby.

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