Testing, testing … 1, 2, 3 …

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

16 weeks, 3 days pregnant
Now that I’m in my 17th week, there is a chance — according to the all-powerful, all-knowing internet — that Little Baby can hear.
Aughh! The pressure is on! All of those books I’ve been buying since, oh, months before I was knocked up, now need to be read. Nightly!
And music! While Darling Husband and I have a large collection of iPod earbuds, we don’t have any old-fashioned headphones.
What are you supposed to play for a yet-to-be-born baby? Classical sounds good, but I only have five or six classical songs on my iPod. It’s more along the lines of … *cough* Miley Cyrus.
If Little Baby is a girl, she will quite enjoy rocking out to Miley … and Avril … and Hilary. Yes, I know I’m 13. But if Little Baby is a boy, I think he will be righteously pissed off.
Things to do:
  • Download “cool” baby music of which Darling Husband will approve (i.e. Rockabye Baby Metallica)
  • Create baby-appropriate playlist in iTunes
  • Buy headphones that will fit around my stomach
  • Begin reading books to the baby
  • Begin singing to the baby (when NO ONE is around to hear!)
  • Watch the cursing

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