Not Me Monday

Monday, November 2, 2009

9 weeks, 1 day pregnant

  • I did not underestimate my morning sickness this morning, by popping out of bed (forgoing crackers) and quickly downing two Eggos and juice. I would never do something so stupid, that would only make me want to die 10 minutes later.
  • I did not come extremely close to throwing up on my city’s main downtown street.
  • I did not sit in the car until 9:20 a.m., sobbing to Darling Husband that I was going to puke.
  • I did not gorge on fruit — eating apple slices, a plum, and a baggie of green grapes within the span of two hours. I am the model of self-control.

So what do you think?

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