My exhaustion has reached a new level …
I always carve pumpkins for Halloween — always, at least two or three — but this year, I have resorted to “carving” virtual “produce” in Microsoft Paint.
Sure, they don’t decorate the deck quite the same way. But I didn’t have to spend two hours gutting them, and then deal with a mess of newspapers and slop.
And that, my friends, is time I spent sleeping instead!