I’m sure I have mentioned it before, but this whole not-knowing-you’re-pregnant-for-the-first-four weeks is so lame.
How am I supposed to write in the first four weeks of my cute little planner
? It has a spot for entries beginning at Week One …?
How can I write things like, “My, I am ever so excited, to think my wee spawn could be conceive-eth today,” when I don’t know when I’m clear to begin writing?
I guess you are supposed to either begin journaling two weeks before you could get pregnant, and then White-out all of the entries if it turns out you are not …
… or start the book four weeks into it, and try to remember exactly how you felt for the last month?
Somebody should be fired over this.