An open letter to my gluegun:
I miss you quite terribly, Gluegun. I’m not sure what happened to us over the last few weeks.
I was busy, you were … well, you were always available. But either way, we just didn’t connect.
I know you are jealous with all of the extra attention
I have been giving my novel
. But I still should have made time for you.
Let’s make a date this weekend to spend some quality time together. Don’t worry about Darling Husband interrupting us — I think hockey playoffs
are still on.