ME: Yeah, Little Sis came over while I was doing my weekly vegetable chop. I do it every Sunday evening. I take out carrots, celery, broccoli and green beans, and chop everything up, and make individual baggies of raw veggies …
ME: … you know, so we can take them to work everyday? As a snack?
MOM: That is the most boring thing I have ever heard. (TO LITTLE SIS) You had to watch her do that?
LITTLE SIS: Yes! It was disturbing!
LITTLE SIS: I’m not going to be like that when I’m 25, right?
MOM: No, definitely not.
ME: Um, ow!