Usually I just read e-mail jokes and hit delete, but this one was so … um, accurate … I had to share it!
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their …
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child’s breast feeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behaviour.
Enjoy it, because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.